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Jerksterbate 

#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.

#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.

#3

Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"
Jerksterbate by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010

Jacksturbate 

The practice of the perfect masturbation sensation a.k.a. jacking off. Combined give off the ultimate orgasm that has the power to make your lower half explode!! >:-D
Non jacksturbater: Dude!!! When did you get a wheelchair??
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...
Jacksturbate by JoeManX June 2, 2009

Jacksterbation 

The combined process of jacking off and masterbating.
"The only way I could think to celebrate the end of the work week was with an intense jacksterbation"

backsterbate 

Two bros mastorbating back to back
Wanna go backsterbate later.
sure
backsterbate by bitchniggais December 13, 2012

Jasterbate 

It is the combination of the two words; jack off and masturbate. It sounds badass.
Hey, ima go jasterbate in your moms room real quick.
Jasterbate by Gabriel, M.D October 26, 2005

jasterbate 

when japanese people get together for a masturbating ritual this is called a jasterbate.
"dude he tried to get me in his jasterbate party!"
jasterbate by jessica rodriguez January 5, 2008