Joy Behar 

1. Something/someone I wouldn't do for a million dollars.

2. Even with Elisabeth Hasselbeck and a mute button, still makes it impossible to watch "The View".

3. A loud screeching honking sound akin to a NYC cabbie running over a flock of birds.

4. Proof CNN Headline News didn't think their ratings were low enough.

"OMG Joy Behar is scarring small children again...quick somebody call Bill O'Reilly!"

Joy Behar by LordLoudoun April 16, 2011

The Joy Behar 

The pseudo sexual act of having a hobo's soiled underwear, balled up and doused in kerosene placed in the mouth, a pillow cased zip cuffed over the head and around the neck, while have a horse shaped/sized dildo rammed in the ass.

That girl was so dirty, she wanted me to do The Joy Behar after and episode of The View!!!

The Joy Behar by mexican love doll November 22, 2021

The Joy Behar 

The pseudo sexual act of having a hobo's soiled underwear, balled up and doused in kerosene placed in the mouth, a pillow cased zip cuffed over the head and around the neck, while have a horse shaped/sized dildo rammed in the ass.

That girl was so dirty, she wanted me to do The Joy Behar after and episode of The View!!!

The Joy Behar by mexican love doll November 22, 2021

The Joy Behar 

The pseudo sexual act of having a hobo's soiled underwear, balled up and doused in kerosene placed in the mouth, a pillow cased zip cuffed over the head and around the neck, while have a horse shaped/sized dildo rammed in the ass.

That girl was so dirty, she wanted me to do The Joy Behar after and episode of The View!!!

The Joy Behar by mexican love doll November 22, 2021

Joy of Sex beard 

A beard similar to that of the illustrated male character in the book "The Joy of Sex." Specifically it is a full coverage beard with slight shag along the bottom of the jaw and dark in color.

Dude, you should shave. You're lookin' pretty shady with that Joy of Sex beard.

Joy of Sex beard by The Guy behind The Guy May 10, 2008