1. Something/someone I wouldn't do for a million dollars.
2. Even with Elisabeth Hasselbeck and a mute button, still makes it impossible to watch "The View".
3. A loud screeching honking sound akin to a NYC cabbie running over a flock of birds.
4. Proof CNN Headline News didn't think their ratings were low enough.
"OMG Joy Behar is scarring small children again...quick somebody call Bill O'Reilly!"
1. Someone I am "blacker" than.
2. Makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X who made Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
3. Someone who is clearly #'s 1 and 2 due to his time as leader of Hootie and the Blowfish, Burger King jingles, and subsequent "country" music "career".
4. Carlton Banks with a Southern drawl.
Commercial Director: "We need to find an African-American celebrity to wear a foam cowboy hat and play the ukulele for our new Oscar Meyer Weiner jingle, but...
Producer: "Yeah, so what's the problem?
Commercial Director: "...no one is that much of an Uncle Tom!"
Producer: "I have Darius Rucker on speed dial."
Commercial Director: "Perfect!!!"
1) Portmanteau of the words "Tarheel" and "Wheel"
2) A slow driver from North Carolina, usually from rural parts of the state (Charlotte and Triangle drivers are fast) going inexplicably slow on the interstate.
3) Found primarily near the North Carolina border along Interstates 85 and 95.
Oh, it's a Tar-wheel!
1. An incident that occurs when an SUV (usually a Chevy Tahoe) full of young, upper middle class white males who belong to a sort of "gang" called a fraternity, pulls up and the occupants throw beer cans, golf balls, and/or verbal insults at a victim and then peels away.
2. The victim is usually called a "fag" yet is not necessarily, nor often an actual homosexual. The irony is that the victim is called a "fag" by 4-5 males crammed closely together in the backseat of a vehicle.
3. Drive-by frattings while similar to drive-by shootings in style, are not actually harmful, just like frat boys unlike gang members are not actually tough. At worst victims have their self esteem hurt for 2.5 seconds.
4. Oxford, Mississippi is the "South Central LA" of Drive-by frattings. Please use caution when walking, biking, or jogging through such areas.
Screeeeeeech....."hey faaaaaaaaaggggggg!......wooooohoooo!!!!!" screeeeeeeeech (call peels off)
Victim One: "Did someone just through a Titlelist at me?"
Victim Two: "Yeah, good thing they throw like fags"
Victim One: "Must have been a drive-by fratting"