Such a caring, sweet guy. If you have Josh as your boyfriend, you're a lucky one. When you're around him you'll fall for him fast, and you won't be able to let him go. He never stops caring for anyone, including his girlfriend, and he never stops telling her he loves her. And when he does tell her he loves her, he means it. He is one of a kind and any girl lucky enough to be with him knows that. He never fails to make anyone smile or laugh, and he always jokes around. Whenever you're feeling down, Josh will cheer you up. He always knows how to make his girl smile and can brighten her day in a heartbeat. He is such a fun loving guy and is someone who you'd never get sick of being around, because there's always something new with him. You can always count on him and he will always be there for you no matter what.
Girl 1: Wow your boyfriend is such a funny, sweet, caring guy!
Girl 2: Yeah I know his name is Josh!
Girl 1: That would've been my first guess!
by tennislover1008 January 22, 2014
A Josh is an amazing friend to have. Cute, funny, sweet, and like totally amazing. He is a great listener, almost like a therapist. You will probably fall for him one way or another especially if he's british. He also has really amazing eyes, like they are cool to look at. He is really fun to hang out with and just have a good time. Everyone needs a Josh as their friend or more.
"I met this amazing guy"
"must be a josh"
by fappythedolphin January 06, 2013
To rage quit during any type of game or competition. Also to fire directly into friendly units for no apparent reason, other than to be a douche.
Quit being such a fucking josh, you douche.
by The Alex. July 05, 2011
idiot (igit) who downgrades to a dumbass. Can't see what's right in front of him because he's too tall & has a pea-sized brain. Also EXTREMELY bi-polar & can never make up his mind. Very arrogant, but caring. The most respectful-pervert you will ever meet.
Paula is in love with Josh who is being an idiot.

Josh is stupid, he was an idiot, but now he's a dumbass.
by crazyychickk001 December 05, 2010
1. To be constantly and consistently late. He could be anywhere from half an hour to a couple hours late. How ever, you forgive him anyways because thats what Josh Does.

2. The one person at a party who takes care of you.
1. Sorry, I had to pull a Josh. I was busy texting this girl who wont ever go out with me.

2. Can you be a Josh and hold my hair back as I puke into this fishbowl?
by KSNIPE February 22, 2011
Not a Jew.
That kid Josh, he's not a Jew.
by MotorBaby June 11, 2012
n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.
1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?"
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.
by Mike_Rotch October 04, 2010

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