An unknown creature that takes a humanoid form, this creature has similar properties of what one would apply to "Batman" in the fact that it usually wears black, fights crime and has an incredible voice. Some people even think that it may be Death himself. This creature usually dwells on the planet earth and only one can be alive at one time. These creatures are not only bad ass heroes, but they can also use immense powers of unimaginable destruction and can even go as far as to control the space-time continuum, letting them skip across worlds and dimensions with ease. This creature, sighted only once and recorded many times throughout history called itself by one thing. Josh.
In a collapsed tomb in ancient Egypt, the hieroglyphs on the wall once told of a being of darkness bringing an evil emperors rule to an end.

After world war II a journal was recovered and instantly hidden by the CIA as inside was recordings of people being saved by the "dark angel, Josh"
by PitchBlack March 19, 2013
The most amazing guy you will ever know. A gentleman, friendly, welcoming, approachable, funny, sweet, kind hearted, willing to accept people who are different, non-judgemental. A guy who listens to your problems and actually cares about what you have to say, even if everyone else thinks you're talking rubbish. He's not afraid to be who he is and makes his girlfriend feel like she's not so alone after all. He accepts people for who they are and never tries to change them for his own ends. Everyone who is around him respects him, he's not afraid to stand up for people or what he thinks is right. He is easy to fall in love with and his girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the world. Once you have a hold of him, you'll never want to let him go. It's sad that he doesn't really know how much people appreciate him.

Most guys named Josh love to play videogames (and are amazing at it), watch sci-fi, make comics, watch action movies and listen to rock music.
'Ever since I met Josh, my life has only got better'
by Arglevonstrooben June 17, 2012
Is a nice guy....to some people, but cares mostly about his video games, and will grow up to be fat and have diabetes
whos that fat ass? oh him thats josh the lazy computer addicted nerd!
by missleo April 09, 2012
guy with small penis who throws up alot, who drives on an empty tank east bumfuck and cries during thunderstorms while holding a donkey penis in his left hand and a lubricant in his right hand while his mom is spanking him telling him to go home, he doesn't listen very well because apparently he doesn't get the fact that IT'S OVER. bitch ass nigga
person 1: are you okay?
person 2: no im fucking puking!!!
person 1: are you being like josh again?
by tits_mcgee1234567 August 03, 2011
A nigger
There was a josh who was called a negro
by asdfgsdfg2q34rdsfasd July 30, 2011
A word that is impossible to say backwards.
Dan: HHHOOOOSSSOOOOOODGGEE (sound of someone attempting josh backward)

Tim: Thats as impossible as is it is for Osama bin ladens beard to be on a sun-silk ad.
by ooohhnarutokun May 07, 2011
Wife Beater, Someone who likes to eat peanut butter and jellys, or someone who is balding but refuses to admit it to self, Sometimes confused for a fat version of a Stone Cold Steve Austin. A guy with little arms.
Look at that fat ass eating all those peanut butter and jellys.. He is such a Josh!!
by Soooimomma May 04, 2011

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