the act of waiting until a girl is asleep and proceeding to masturbate until completion and ejaculating on the girl
Man, Larry was so boned up after his date with Susie that he totally pulled a josh on her!
by Bukkake King Jr. February 27, 2013
A boy that will tell you he really likes you,then choose another girl. Only wants you for your body;tends to lead on. Total douchebag.
I know,what a Josh.
by blondesinger26 August 03, 2011
Josh is and amazing person. Words can only attempt to describe how outstanding Josh really is. He is funny and clever for the most part but makes stupid sexual jokes too. He loves sports and has a rockin' bod, but he's also really handsome, hot, and goddamn adorable even if he doesn't think so. His music taste is pretty bad but it isn't complete shit. He's good with people of all kinds. He is also probably the best boyfriend a girl could ever have. He's caring and loves to tell his girl how much he loves her and how beautiful she is (he's also got magic fingers). When you meet Josh you'll instantly like him or hate him because you're jealous. Either way Josh is probably the most fantastic person you'll ever come across. He's extraordinary.
Person 1: I met a guy, his name is Josh.
Person 2: Wow, I already like him!
by Draa June 09, 2013
To rage quit during any type of game or competition. Also to fire directly into friendly units for no apparent reason, other than to be a douche.
Quit being such a fucking josh, you douche.
by The Alex. July 05, 2011
Tan skin sweet smile and beautiful eyes, but doesnt like to admit it! He can be a dick sometimes, great boyfriend! wonders a lot of things, but other than that hes a great boyfriend
Josh: will you go out with me?
girl: yes
Josh: i promise to take care of you forever
by baba1 December 21, 2010
- an extremely awesome and epic guy who always knows the right thing to say and do in any situation. He is fully dedicated to whoever he loves (like there is no tomorrow) and will do anything for them. He is not afraid of anything and can make anyone laugh when they need it most. He's sweet, intelligent, and sexy even though he doesnt think so. He fights for what he believes in, and will never back down if he feels that the one he cares for is in danger. I love you!
That Josh isn't afraid of anything.

Who's your cute boyfriend? That would be Josh.
by SamichLover April 03, 2013
A Josh is an amazing friend to have. Cute, funny, sweet, and like totally amazing. He is a great listener, almost like a therapist. You will probably fall for him one way or another especially if he's british. He also has really amazing eyes, like they are cool to look at. He is really fun to hang out with and just have a good time. Everyone needs a Josh as their friend or more.
"I met this amazing guy"
"must be a josh"
by fappythedolphin January 06, 2013

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