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Make sure to get you some Joosje. Whenever I need help or advice I go to Joosje, I love how non-judgemental she is. She is always willing to listen to anyone and help them out with anything they are going through. She is a very trustworthy person, and she won't ever back stab you. A Joosje can be a bit lazy sometimes, but in a total human way. And don't underestimate her for she is talented in every way possible. She can sing, act, cook, write, and draw and she is very athletic. She's also incredibly smart. Talking to a Joosje is half the work!
Joosje is the most known for being very kind to everyone. She truly cares about people and their feelings and will never do anything to hurt you. She always supports her friends and mostly sees the good in people. But a Joosje can also be morose, and she is often not so sure of herself. Despite her somewhat low-selfesteem, she has madly strong opinions, in a good way.
Important: Joosje is the most sarcastic person you will ever meet. Sometimes she can be so sarcastic that people will think she's for real.
What more can I say: She just got the whole package. Do you know that song 'Joosje got it all, she's the perfect pal, Joosje got it all'? Probs not, I just made it up. If you find yourself a Joosje, your life will be all shiny and sunny again *a lot of intense shining sun emojis*.
Joosje is the most known for being very kind to everyone. She truly cares about people and their feelings and will never do anything to hurt you. She always supports her friends and mostly sees the good in people. But a Joosje can also be morose, and she is often not so sure of herself. Despite her somewhat low-selfesteem, she has madly strong opinions, in a good way.
Important: Joosje is the most sarcastic person you will ever meet. Sometimes she can be so sarcastic that people will think she's for real.
What more can I say: She just got the whole package. Do you know that song 'Joosje got it all, she's the perfect pal, Joosje got it all'? Probs not, I just made it up. If you find yourself a Joosje, your life will be all shiny and sunny again *a lot of intense shining sun emojis*.
'Go in Joosje and you'll come out 5 times wiser, happier, and funnier'
'Joosje basically made my test because she taught me like, everything'
'Where's Joosje? Not here? I will die.'
'I had an off-day, but Joosje made me feel okay'
'Oh my god, you saw Joosje? She is bestfriend-material!'
'Joosje basically made my test because she taught me like, everything'
'Where's Joosje? Not here? I will die.'
'I had an off-day, but Joosje made me feel okay'
'Oh my god, you saw Joosje? She is bestfriend-material!'
joosje by yabestfriendwholovesyousomuch November 12, 2018
Joojeh Artist
a wide range of people , mostly under 16 years old who consider themselves as pro artists ,
but can’t grab a pen, Actually .
also has a HUGE willingness to use words in weird orders such as “ I love my new ARTING “ (what the...?)
a Joojeh Artist has not to be mistaken with an Amateur Artist.
an amateur is who started drawing lately , then tries to be better by practicing hard and taking time on it.
a joojeh artist is tho, thinking they’re next generation’s Da Vinci and they’re sketches drawn with zero effort just for gaining attention and lookin’ cool has to be kept at museums ‘n be praised by the whole eternity.
they usually don’t try AT ALL , or try less and think they climbed mt.everest somehow.
Joojeh Artists are not artists, they just want attention.
If you suspected someone in your neighborhood as a Joojeh Artist , just stay away from them and call 911 ASAP.
If you found one or more of these features in yourself , um...
then unfortunately, you ARE a Joojeh Artist !
If you’re already one, stop being rediculous and go find and work on your real talent instead. we all know you have ajaleh and you wanna be an artist so fast. but nothing is gained in one night ( except for being made fun of from drawing a 7 y.0 sketch and calling it secondmonalisa.png ) . the point is to try our best and accept critisizes to make our artworks better and becoming a real Artist , not a joojeh one.
but can’t grab a pen, Actually .
also has a HUGE willingness to use words in weird orders such as “ I love my new ARTING “ (what the...?)
a Joojeh Artist has not to be mistaken with an Amateur Artist.
an amateur is who started drawing lately , then tries to be better by practicing hard and taking time on it.
a joojeh artist is tho, thinking they’re next generation’s Da Vinci and they’re sketches drawn with zero effort just for gaining attention and lookin’ cool has to be kept at museums ‘n be praised by the whole eternity.
they usually don’t try AT ALL , or try less and think they climbed mt.everest somehow.
Joojeh Artists are not artists, they just want attention.
If you suspected someone in your neighborhood as a Joojeh Artist , just stay away from them and call 911 ASAP.
If you found one or more of these features in yourself , um...
then unfortunately, you ARE a Joojeh Artist !
If you’re already one, stop being rediculous and go find and work on your real talent instead. we all know you have ajaleh and you wanna be an artist so fast. but nothing is gained in one night ( except for being made fun of from drawing a 7 y.0 sketch and calling it secondmonalisa.png ) . the point is to try our best and accept critisizes to make our artworks better and becoming a real Artist , not a joojeh one.
joojeh artist : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ! Here’s my new lovely beautiful awesome blah blah artwork that I made ! LOOK do I have any progress since last two days? yea , I know myself it’s such a masterpiece just gimme 5 more comments to post its tutorial I can even teach you how to draw well!
A: um...you mean this five minute drawing of yours with many mistakes and awkward anatomy positions...?
Joojeh Artist : HOW COULD YOU CALL MY UNIQUE ARTSTYLE AND MAJESTIC CHOICES OF COLORS AWKWARD? YOU BIG BROWN BOLD PIECE OF SHIT !
Joojeh Artist’s friend: YEAH HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THE WORD ‘MISTAKE’ BY THIS HOLY ARTWORK THEY MADE HUH???
B: hey how’s it goin man-...wait who’s this brat messing around with everyone?
A: seems like another Joojeh Artist .
B: what artist!?
Joojeh Artist : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SAY I’M A GOD OF ART LIKE OTHERS I GAVE MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS (actually 10 minutes) TO MY ARTWORKS NOW I HAVE TWO MONTHS OF EXPERIENCE!!!
B: oh shit here we go again...
A: um...you mean this five minute drawing of yours with many mistakes and awkward anatomy positions...?
Joojeh Artist : HOW COULD YOU CALL MY UNIQUE ARTSTYLE AND MAJESTIC CHOICES OF COLORS AWKWARD? YOU BIG BROWN BOLD PIECE OF SHIT !
Joojeh Artist’s friend: YEAH HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THE WORD ‘MISTAKE’ BY THIS HOLY ARTWORK THEY MADE HUH???
B: hey how’s it goin man-...wait who’s this brat messing around with everyone?
A: seems like another Joojeh Artist .
B: what artist!?
Joojeh Artist : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SAY I’M A GOD OF ART LIKE OTHERS I GAVE MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS (actually 10 minutes) TO MY ARTWORKS NOW I HAVE TWO MONTHS OF EXPERIENCE!!!
B: oh shit here we go again...
Joojeh Artist by ilovejoojehkabab July 6, 2019
Jooster
Jooster it the name given to slash fictions that include the characters Jeeves and Bertie Wooster of P.G. Wodehouse novels and the television series Jeeves & Wooster, in which the two men are personified by Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie respectively. Jooster ('J' from 'Jeeves' and 'ooster' from 'Wooster') fics always include either the suggestion or actual mention of love between Jeeves and Wooster at some point in the story. Otherwise, the fictions are known only as Jeeves & Wooster fics. (Note: There are no such fics as 'Beeves'.)
Bertie simply couldn't bear it any longer. He launched himself off the sofa and stood in front of his man.
"Oh, Jeeves, dash it all, I love you!"
"I love you too, Sir." Jeeves replied, the corners of his mouth rising one-sixteenth of an inch.
"And this restorative. Why, it's absolutely topping!" Bertie shouted as he waved the emptied glass towards Jeeves.
"I endeavour to give satisfaction, Sir."
~Not taken from any existing Jooster fic. Many brilliant fics can be found at indeedsir at LiveJournal.com.
"Oh, Jeeves, dash it all, I love you!"
"I love you too, Sir." Jeeves replied, the corners of his mouth rising one-sixteenth of an inch.
"And this restorative. Why, it's absolutely topping!" Bertie shouted as he waved the emptied glass towards Jeeves.
"I endeavour to give satisfaction, Sir."
~Not taken from any existing Jooster fic. Many brilliant fics can be found at indeedsir at LiveJournal.com.
Joose Laugh
Laughing hysterically and unreasonably after consuming the malt liquor drink "JOOSE." (aaaaahhhaahhaaaahhhaaa)
Joose Laugh by Connorjoose December 14, 2010
joose nozzles
Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.
The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.
Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.
Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!
joose nozzles by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009