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1. the aristocrats
1) A joke common among comedians, but usually not shared with a general audience because of excessive obscenity. The joke always begins with a family entering a talent agency and asking to show the agent their family act. The joke teller then improvises the middle of the joke with an act filled with profanity, bodily functions, incest, and any other obscene material the comedian can think of. At the end of the act, the stunned agent asks the family what they call it, and they reply with the punchline: "The Aristocrats!" The punchline is not as important or funny as the improvised description of the act.

2) The funniest fucking joke in the entire universe.
"Did you see that new documentary about the Aristocrats? It's the funniest fucking joke in the entire universe!"
2. Holbrook MA
Holbrook is a shitty little town in East MA we're everything involed with policts is a joke, the streets are a mess and it takes literally 2 years to build something. Usually the kids that live here are heavy drinkers and blaze pretty much everyday. If you goto hobrook public schools you will probably leave after 8th grade and switch to either blue hills or a private school. This is mainly because the high school consists of trailer homes for some classes. The sports here suck. Lets just say in the last week 3 people have been stabbed. Just to get out of class, people will write a bomb threat, 95% of the time you wont get caught. Holbrook attracts the kids that get kicked out of they're high school. Holbrook ios not a credited high school and will probably not be there for much longer. Holbrook has about 5 apartment complexs and there is one tiny middle class neuihborhood, wich is like the projects for Hingham. Holbrook kids are normally tough cause they come from basically nothing and have nothing to live for. Girls here are absolute sluts and there is sooo much drama. Since Holbrook is 3 miles wide you can ride your bike anywhere and the "park" is a sick place to hang. If you have not spent more than 4 hours of your life in Hoesbrook House, then your probably not from holbook. All in all Holbrook is sick, and shitty at the smae time.
80% of Holbrook Ma high is filled with black people.
3. Green Giant
The word used to describe a "joke" that was so bad that no one laughs. Bad jokes such as these generally cause about 10 seconds of awkward silence which can be filled by saying the words "Green Giant" in the same way as it is said on the advert for Green Giant sweetcorn.

Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.

Tanc: *Tells and awful joke"

*Awkard Silence/Tumbleweed"

Charlie: Green Giant...
4. funny pwned
To be on the receiving end of a joke or prank, causing others to laugh at your expense. Playing on the words funny bone and pwned.
Guy 1: "Did you see his face when he realized his car was filled with badgers?!"

Guy 2: "It was priceless, he got funny pwned"
5. Hertz Donut
A common school prank, used as the subject of a mostly nonsensical joke in Cory McAbee's film 'The American Astronaut'.
"When he asked the boy if he would like a Hertz Donut, the boy said 'Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil'. 'I wouldn't even touch ya', said Mr Stevenson.

"So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fuckin' herself with a beer bottle.

"As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr Stevenson was heard to say 'Hertz donut'"
6. Not joke
"Not-jokes" were made popular long before the Borat movie, namely in the movie "Wayne's World" from 1992.
Filled with pop culture references, the sketches and film started catchphrases such as "Schwing!" and "Schyea", as well as popularizing "That's what she said", "Party on!" and the use of "...Not!" after apparently affirmative sentences in order to state the contrary (as used by the metal band Anthrax in the late 1980s and early 1990s). This form of joke became known as "not joke".
7. Double dipped
Verb. The act of placing not one, but two cooking pans filled with a liquid outside a sleeping persons door. When they awaken and stumble out of their room, it is right into said liquid.
Dude, I got double dipped bad this morning! With ranch dressing! No worries though, imma get him back with a double dip filled with placenta from my aunts third cousins dog!
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