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jockmonkey 

The person in your life who will not leave you alone and/or wants to be like you. One who clings like a monkey and is always on your jock. This includes but is not limited to the following behavior: dressing like you, acting like you, using your patented clever phrases (like "jockmonkey"), remembering past events in a way that makes it seem you are actually copying off of them.
My jockmonkey got an eagle tattoo on his forearm a year after I got a swallow tattoo on mine.
jockmonkey by EntropySoup June 10, 2008
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jokemonkey 

one who know's of funny things and where they are located
man, i know this one guy and he is such a jokemonkey that he started jokemonkey.com
jokemonkey by The Monkey Himself August 30, 2004

joogmonkey 

to be acting as a joog.joog
Deanna is a joogmonkey!
joogmonkey by Abi Shea March 4, 2008