Johnny Carson
The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.
Johnny Carson by jesster79 January 25, 2005
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Johnny Carson
When a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls vagina ever so slightly. The girl should make a purring noise.
Mustached Man: OMG! tickle tickle tickle young one
Young One: purrrrr
Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women
Young One: purrrrr
Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women
Johnny Carson by Mike H a.k.a AsIaN bLaZer February 16, 2005
johnny carson spot
the closest parking spot you can get to the location you are going to. (example: in front of a bar, your apartment, a store, etc.)
johnny carson spot by jmattei March 10, 2008
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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