29 definitions by Roth Vantage
After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle
by Roth Vantage November 24, 2016
1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014
A haircut with really long bangs reaching the eyes, like a thick bowl cut, but with long hair in the back and sides.
by Roth Vantage January 4, 2017
by Roth Vantage February 23, 2020
Creepy-looking glasses worn by sexual deviants and other types of undesirables, typically characterized as double-bridged with large, shiny lenses and steel frames, often modeled as aviator eyeglasses. Most wearers of these glasses should be avoided at all costs.
Watch out for any man characterized by the following:
1. Disheveled hair
2. Unkempt stubble and/or moustache
3. Tan windbreaker
4. Pedoglasses
1. Disheveled hair
2. Unkempt stubble and/or moustache
3. Tan windbreaker
4. Pedoglasses
by Roth Vantage March 30, 2015
When you ejaculate so hard during sex that the semen shoots through the condom and impregnates the woman.
An allusion to the killing of Vicki Weaver when the bullet went through the door (a barrier) and hit her, during the Ruby Ridge incident.
An allusion to the killing of Vicki Weaver when the bullet went through the door (a barrier) and hit her, during the Ruby Ridge incident.
by Roth Vantage April 16, 2016
by Roth Vantage December 17, 2017