John Howard 

Australia's Prime Minister. AKA: Mr Sheen the cleaning man. (most aussie's would understand this)

id vote for john howard if he went on national television and admitted he was secretly Mr Sheen

John Howard by Elle644 August 27, 2005

john howard 

Conservative Prime Minister of Australia, has a penchant for falling over, "power" walking and war. Tends to be loose with the truth, but no one cares anymore. Has eyebrows regularly trimmed, occasionally spits when talking passionately.

John Howard just repealed the "Unfair Dismissal Act"......you all lose your jobs!

john howard by Fedor August 11, 2005

John Howard 

(adj.) Describing someone who aligns with the school bully for protection so as not to get bullied themself. A kiss arse to someone in a higher position. Someone lacking back-bone. Rymes with coward.

(person) Australian Prime Minister labeled as American President Bush's 'Deputy'.

Dave is such a John Howard he bought the boss' wife a present.

John Howard by Em Dee September 30, 2005

John Howard 

Weak and powerless leader of Australia. Often noted for his unusually large eyebrows and marsupial-like speech pattern, he's most commonly seen sniffing Bush's ass and/or kissing it.

Compulsive liar, cheater, fake, weak, ugly, chode and stump. All these are synonyms of John Howard.

John Howard: "I believe, on behalf the Australian people, that I need to make decisions for progess..."

Dude 1: "We just lost our jobs."

Dude 2: "Ghey."

John Howard by Danforth April 18, 2006

John Howard 

Very bad leader of Australia, that likes lying and cheating the poor.
Lies to win elections.
Kisses G.W.Bush's Ass.
Need i say more?

Rove doing his John Howard jokes again. (in a john howard voice)

John Howard by Blah` September 25, 2005

John Howard 

The worst thing ever to happen to Australia. The Prime Minister from 1995 onwards.

John Howard is the biggest loser in the world today.

John Howard by Dead Deer November 18, 2005

john howard 

1. The Australian Prime Minister from 1996 onwards.
2. A cockney rhyming slang for coward.

1. John Howard boards the plane again for another G.W Bush asskiss.
2. My goshness, you are a JOHN HOWARD.

john howard by Yummymummy October 5, 2006