by Elle644 August 1, 2005
Conservative Prime Minister of Australia, has a penchant for falling over, "power" walking and war. Tends to be loose with the truth, but no one cares anymore. Has eyebrows regularly trimmed, occasionally spits when talking passionately.
by Fedor July 21, 2005
(adj.) Describing someone who aligns with the school bully for protection so as not to get bullied themself. A kiss arse to someone in a higher position. Someone lacking back-bone. Rymes with coward.
(person) Australian Prime Minister labeled as American President Bush's 'Deputy'.
(person) Australian Prime Minister labeled as American President Bush's 'Deputy'.
by Em Dee September 27, 2005
Weak and powerless leader of Australia. Often noted for his unusually large eyebrows and marsupial-like speech pattern, he's most commonly seen sniffing Bush's ass and/or kissing it.
Compulsive liar, cheater, fake, weak, ugly, chode and stump. All these are synonyms of John Howard.
Compulsive liar, cheater, fake, weak, ugly, chode and stump. All these are synonyms of John Howard.
John Howard: "I believe, on behalf the Australian people, that I need to make decisions for progess..."
Dude 1: "We just lost our jobs."
Dude 2: "Ghey."
Dude 1: "We just lost our jobs."
Dude 2: "Ghey."
by Danforth March 22, 2006
Very bad leader of Australia, that likes lying and cheating the poor.
Lies to win elections.
Kisses G.W.Bush's Ass.
Need i say more?
Lies to win elections.
Kisses G.W.Bush's Ass.
Need i say more?
by Blah` September 10, 2005
by Dead Deer November 8, 2005
1. John Howard boards the plane again for another G.W Bush asskiss.
2. My goshness, you are a JOHN HOWARD.
2. My goshness, you are a JOHN HOWARD.
by Yummymummy October 5, 2006