jizzing

to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

jizzing by Candy May 9, 2004

Jizzin 

To be cool, badass, or down right sexy. An action resulting with salty juice to magically shoot out of your wang.

That bitch is "jizzin"


Im "jizzin", oh yeaa

Jizzin by TheJerBear April 16, 2009

jizzingly

a way of emphasising just how amazing something or someone is. A thing that makes the male genitalia stand and cough up its liquid on its own. Same goes for the female genitalia!

"audioslave make some jizzingly good records"

"chris cornell is jizzingly amazing"

jizzingly by jizzinglygoodnameoldchap! June 2, 2009

jizzian 

When you are cumming a lot. Usually a real manly man that always produces a quart.

im jizzian all over the place

Im jizzian

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jizzian by jizzian tom November 2, 2010

Jizzin Around 

A term used for when someone is wasting a significant amount of time, or messing around doing nothing.

- Yo, so what did you do today?
- Nothing man, just stayed at home alone jizzin around.

-Dude wake up! Stop jizzin around, put your pants on and let's go!

Jizzin Around by A Free Load June 3, 2010

Jizzinsky 

When getting a blowjob, at the point of Climax you push the person giving the blowjobs head down while simultaneously thrusting the penis down their throut to stimulate the gag reflex enducing a cough, the semen then comes out of their nose. Just like when u drink pop and cough, it comes out of your nose. (Follow up with a sweet kiss)

On our honeymoon I gave my wife a Jizzinsky to show my appreciation for her efforts.

Jizzinsky by Pete Gizzinsky February 12, 2009

jizzintine 

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.

Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!

jizzintine by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010