jizzhouse 

after having sex and having all your jizz on your furniture

I banged Lesly but now i have a jizzhouse

jizzhouse by thatkidoverthere69 March 20, 2011

Jizzhowley 

1. Someone with a square head jizzes in a dice holder

2. When someone gets naked and jizzes on themselves

Aw naw, I got meltit and jizzhowley'd

Jizzhowley by Allan Black Howlett April 22, 2008

Jizzhound 

A man or a woman who is obsessed with cum and want it all over them.

Girl: Just spray it all over me
Guy: Your such a Jizzhound

Jizzhound by Apollo Henderson March 17, 2008

jizznose 

A jizznose is not hard to spot in a large crowd. It's most distinct physical features are a) an enlarged bottom lip, b) a soggy, protruding clitoris, and c) usually smells like used condoms and Eric Wells (see: "i don't know why the hell he has friends now").

Setting: Anywhere, anyone, anytime

Man: Oh, are you Jizznose?
Jizznose: *sigh* Yes *gets on knees*
Man: Oh yeah, good stuff.. Hey, what are you doing?
Jizznose: Blow your wad up my nostrils.

jizznose by gnick February 28, 2005

Jizzhole

A word started by David Green.
self explainatory
used normally as a diss when mad, but also used as a joke

What the hell! You're such a jizzhole!

Jizzhole by [ _:"-":_ ] January 8, 2009

Jizznose 

A jizznose is an individual which falls asleep far too fucking early, fakes sleeping, enjoys petrified ginger balls on his forehead. Also twitches in anticipation for a big black cock.

Wilf is a jizznose

Jizznose by jizznose shmiznose March 25, 2017

Jizzcuse me 

When a man experience an (very) early ejaculation during intercourse.

Oh sorry i came to fast babe... jizzcuse me...

Jizzcuse me by 0litr0 August 24, 2018