jizzem

To squirt a large amount of lotion in one or both hands, run up to someone, slap in the face, and therefore spreading the lotion all over their face as if they were just jizzed on.

Dude, look at eric's face, he took that jizzem like a pro!

I heard McKinley is gonna jizzem the shit outta him!

by jfuellhart October 19, 2009

Jizzem

1)Plural to the word jizz.
2) other definion to cum, spooge, jizz, man goo, love juice etc.
3) a jizz filled girl is a 'little Jizzem'.
4) talking in relation to seamen

"look at billy, she hasnt wiped the jizzem from her face"
"dang billy, you little jizzem"

by Lloyd and jesse (YAY) March 19, 2006

jizzem sandwich

A delicate pastry topped with a white creme substance, usually jizz.

Customer: Hey you guys got any jizzem sandwiches?
Fast Food Cashier: Uhm, can you describe them to me?
Customer: Sure, its some bread with cream.
Fast Food Cashier: Nah playa, don't think we got those anymore.
Customer: Aite, no problem just going to make some at home then.

by rice4lyfeinda415 March 15, 2009

jizzem

The only word that rhymes with rhythm.

That jizzem really suited her pearl necklace

by Jonny(...) Prong February 29, 2020