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1 definition by jfuellhart

 
1.
To squirt a large amount of lotion in one or both hands, run up to someone, slap in the face, and therefore spreading the lotion all over their face as if they were just jizzed on.
Dude, look at eric's face, he took that jizzem like a pro!

I heard McKinley is gonna jizzem the shit outta him!
by jfuellhart October 18, 2009
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