jizzing

to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

jizzing by Candy May 9, 2004

jizzingly

a way of emphasising just how amazing something or someone is. A thing that makes the male genitalia stand and cough up its liquid on its own. Same goes for the female genitalia!

"audioslave make some jizzingly good records"

"chris cornell is jizzingly amazing"

jizzingly by jizzinglygoodnameoldchap! June 2, 2009

Jizzing On My Heart 

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.

Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

Jizzing On My Heart by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019

Jizzing out 

Combination of spazzing out and being jazzed up. Happens when one is extremely excited and nervous at the same time.

I had a busy day ahead of me so I had two 5-Hour energy drinks. When I got on the train, I saw a super hot girl and then started jizzing out like crazy!

Jizzing out by StephenAwesome February 20, 2011

jizmingler 

a lady of negotiable affection who frequently has several men's jiz 'mingled' in her lady bits.

'be careful if you go home with her she is a jizmingler'
jiz jizz

jizmingler by gingleberry February 16, 2010

electro-jizzing 

when a member of a message board attempts to be the last poster on every thread so that their name is listed down the left hand side.

first used on the publicrelationsexericse.com forum by lloyd carter esq.

lloyd obviously couldn't sleep last night cos he's been electro-jizzing all over the forum

electro-jizzing by jammus October 20, 2004

jizzing percentage 

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

jizzing percentage by EPrayer January 26, 2011