something that flies out of a tallywacker when a guy gets excited. kinda tastes bad. some girls that are skanks like to eat it. can be used for protein. leaves a crusty residue on clothing. kinda smells. looks like glue.
damn, mike! you shot your jism all up in my face!

if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass
#skeet #jism #penis #ass #mike
by michelle216753421 April 29, 2007
The substance that takes the form of a small projectile as a result of a sexual act, often blinding the other person involved in the activity.
OhNoes!!!1, Tim blinded Helen with his jism!
The rocket that was Terry's jism landed with a spack on the table!
Candice's jism was a surprise to Andy!
#jism #face #blinding #candice #transexual #projectile
by Maxyy March 17, 2008
Open Body in "Hindi" language.
Tumhari jism khubsuraat hay... I like it.
#body #physic #style #muscle #figure.
by Love is life. September 13, 2012
Indian word meaning "body"
The movie Jism with Bipasha
by me August 08, 2004
(Jay-ism) An abbreviation for journalism, either as an academic course or profession. The printed word "J-ism," which closely resembles the word jism is used humorously and may be printed on paraphanalia including polo shirts.
I really enjoyed J-ism today. I love working in "the Pub."
#jism #jay ism #j ism #the pub #j-ism #jissm #j-issm
by Perfect10 November 30, 2006
Jim's nickname, from American Wedding. Given to him by the stiffmeister.
HAH Look congradualations Jism.
by Zach June 25, 2004
The hindi word for "body"
"I would lurrrve to have your jism tonight!"
#jizz #prachi #hindi #hindu #masty
by Craig_H September 14, 2006
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