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The white liquid that leaves a boy/man/she-man's penis after achieving orgasm or witnessing the 60-year-old neighbour bend over in hot pants
Did you see all that jism along with bunched up toilet paper in his bed sheets?
by Sara Foo July 15, 2006
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jism is a white liquid prodoced out your dong after you fucking toss off
hey jim
fuck you
hey jism
yeah
you suck cock
i will spurt jism on your face
yeah cocksucker i'd like to fucking see that
(ten minutes later)
he fucking showed me tosser
by Jackroll April 02, 2006
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having a small orgasm
dude i just looked at that girl and had a jism she was so damn fine
by steve johnsonsonsons March 21, 2006
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a term used to somone that is jerking of in a pubic area
dom is a jism
he jisms went he thinks of sabrina
by crapmuncher October 01, 2005
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(Jay-ism) An abbreviation for journalism, either as an academic course or profession. The printed word "J-ism," which closely resembles the word jism is used humorously and may be printed on paraphanalia including polo shirts.
I really enjoyed J-ism today. I love working in "the Pub."
by Perfect10 November 30, 2006
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A very dry and sarcastic statement that is usually meant to create laughter. Usually spoken by Lil' Jimmy via IM, Email or verbal communication.
These Jisms, unfortunately, leave people forgetting to laugh. However, this does not stop Lil' Jimmy on his crusade for the perfect Jism!
by a9 August 05, 2003
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A suffix indicating an act, a process, the result of an act or a process by Lil' Jimmy, a state; also, a characteristic (as a theory, doctrine, idiom, etc.); as, baptism, galvanism, organism, hypnotism, socialism, sensualism, Anglicism.
by Anonymous August 04, 2003
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