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Known as the smallest penis in the world which belongs to Jewish men. It's made notorious by the popular joke -

"When a Jewish man walks into the wall with an erection, what hits first?

His nose."
Bernie Madoff's mistress confirmed that the jewish penis is very small in her tell-all book, "Madoff's Other Secret" by Sheryl Weinstein.
by Drake Larry April 11, 2011

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