1. A person who follows The Jewish faith.
2. Noah Powers
Noah Powers is a Jew because he follows the Jewish faith.
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People of the Jewish religion. Contrary to some of the anti-semitic definitions here, Jews are regular people like you and me who just want to live in peace and be left alone. The reason why Jews are successful is because of hard work and dedication as well as perseverance. When we say we're "Chosen people", we don't mean that we're better than non-Jews. Rather, we believe that we are chosen to follow God's laws. Despite constant and mindless hatred through their turbulent history, the Jews were able to succeed and thrive in many countries. Modern Jews today are very tolerant and open-minded, save the Hasidim. Jews, unlike Christianity and Islam, don't try to shove their religion down your throat and convince you that their religion is the only true one. Jews have very rich and cultural traditions including kick ass ancient hebrew songs like Hava Nagila. A lot of the world's greatest scientists such as Albert Einstein were Jews. Jews are also used as common scapegoats and blamed for every problem under the sun. For those of you who post anti-semitic definitions of Jews I have one thing to say to you: go fuck yourselves. The fact that a population of 14 million people that make up .001% of the world drive you insane, it says a lot about you more than it does about Jews.
It's also interesting to note that Jews are criticized for being stingy but there are many wealthy Jews who give away their money to various charities. They have developed useful technology and medicines that benefit all of us around the world. Think about that before you spout your hatred.
by Wake Up July 07, 2013

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A person who practices Judaism , short for Jewish.
Brett won't be in school today, it's a Jewish holiday and he is a Jew .
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A descendant of Biblical Hebrews. They are characterized by olive skin, men having frizzy beards, and often brown eyes.
"I'm of Jewish descent." "Adam Sandler is the funniest Jew around!"
by A Jew named Britt May 27, 2005

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A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.
Jews are an ethnic group. I'M A JEW :)
by Hebrew Hunk April 28, 2007

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Besides having the biggest dicks of all other religions, (besides mormons), Jews were instrumental in bringing about the weekend. Unions will try to take this credit, but it was the Jews.
We should thank the Jews for having weekends
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Jews are a cultural, ethnic, and religious group with origins in the Middle East. They were exiled from their land thousands of years ago by the ancient Romans and wandered throughout the world, while holding onto their cultural traditions and language the entire time. The return of Jews to the land of Israel in modern times is considered a miracle by many, both Jews and non-Jews. Whether miracle or not, it is an amazing historic event. Modern genetic studies have shown that Jews from all over Europe, Iran, Iraq, Morocco, Algeria, and many other places have a close genetic relationship based on their common Israelite origin; also, they have an admixture of genes from neighboring peoples, so Jews are no more or less a race than are Armenians, Swedes, Greeks, etc.
The one characteristic that stands out in Jewish culture is the ability to look at the world in a new way. That's why people such as Abraham, Jesus, Freud, Marx, Einstein, and many others, have changed our basic outlook on the world.
Unfortunately, many people do not understand Jews and Judaism very well. The fact that this group has been subject to attempts to eliminate them through genocide (Nazi Germany, the Crusades, ancient Persia, ancient Egypt) has left a trauma on the Jewish national consciousness. In the modern era, genocidal intentions against the Jewish people remain a threat, chiefly by practitioners of Jihad terrorism, abetted by a propaganda war against the State of Israel in the world media. Ironically, despite the "stinginess" stereotype, Jews give more to charities than any other ethnic group. Jews do like to get a good deal, though. Why pay retail?
Neighbor: "I see you've got your bags packed. Going on vacation?"

Jewish Guy: "No, I'm Jewish."

Observer: "When you get two Jews together why are there three opinions?"

Jewish Guy: ""We're saving one for a rainy day."

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