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a sexual act including but not limited to a nude male receiving fellatio from a completely clothed preppy girl, who then proceeds to ejaculate his semen all over her visage.
Dude, how was your night last night?

I'm not sure...I jetzkied my girlfriend...so hard
Dude...gross...Don't need to hear about that jetzky shit.
by anony mau5 November 27, 2010
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