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jetrosexual

A term coined by Virgin Airlines. They are people who use a plane on almost daily basis, usually for work, but sometimes for leisure (i nthat case replace days with weeks). The Jetrosexual must follow 11 commandments, which are as follows:

11. Thou Shalt have thine passport ready to go at a moments notice.

10. Thou shalt have a favorite airport and be prepared to explain why it is thine fave.

9. Thou shalt not be a Chatty Cathy with thine seatmate.

8. Thou shalt never hold up the security line.

7. Thou shalt be able to order a beer in six different languages

6. Thou shalt respect the five minute rule when using thine lavatory.

5. Thou shalt be able to pack a week's worth of clothes in a single carry-on bag.

4. Thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.

3. Thou shalt have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.

2. Thou shalt travel Economy class, on rare occasions, just to keep thine self humble.

1. Thou shalt leave terra firma behind in order to move business and culture forward.
Forget being a Metrosexual or Ubersexual. Me, I'm Jetrosexual
jetrosexual by Interitus July 21, 2008
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Jethrosexual 

Someone who embodies the timeless styling made famous by the band Jethro Tull in an overtly sexual manner. Usually seen wearing knee high moccasins, long hair, tight pants, tight striped pants, etc. while playing flute in the park.
Hey, check out that jethrosexual with lace up knee high moccasins playing flute in the park. He's really got it.
Jethrosexual by PDX-Seabass December 22, 2009
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jetrosexual

1. A globetrotting jetsetter who thinks nothing of hopping on a plane to Asia for a shopping spree.

2. People who deserve to be robbed and beaten.

You get the fucking picture, think one up for yourself. Paris Hilton would probably be a jetrosexual.
jetrosexual by Murica Michelle March 9, 2007

Jerosexual 

When two men love each other so much that it isn’t even considered gay. This is the highest level of homosexuality for men.
Miguel: Can we get some coffee?

John: Um oh I don’t know (bites bottom lip).

Miguel: Bitc* choose something !
John: STARBIES?!?
Miguel: Yasssss!!!
John: Since I’m a straight as a circle i should be considered Jerosexual right?
Miguel: Yasss Queen Yasss you’re Jerosexual Like me!
Jerosexual by Niael July 24, 2017

Jethrosexual 

A redneck metrosexual, one whose personal image projects sensitivity, soulfulness, refinement, and a willingness to pay attention to a lady's deepest needs. A blue-stater whose sense of personal style would probably get him beaten up in a typical redneck bar. A strain of southern masculinity which runs counter to the NASCAR-watching, Jack Daniels-swilling, wife-beating, trailer park-living stereotype.
Those guys in Lady Antebellum are a couple of Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.
Jethrosexual by stonequay June 6, 2012

jethrosexual 

(a) A redneck heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by layering flannel, regular ass picking, and stuffing snuff into his lower lip
(b) A closeted homosexual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly.
When that Jethrosexual walked into the bar, my sphincter tensed up and I could hear the banjos from Deliverance playing in the background.

jetrosexual

being bi-sexual and also having a sexual relationship with a cow and or pig.
Hannah is Jetrosexual.
jetrosexual by LU-LU May 13, 2005