jesus penis
jesus penis by kkbabi April 12, 2010
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Jesus Penis
When any male has a tattoo of Jesus inscribed upon their penis in any location.
Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."
Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."
Woman: "Oh, Jim! That feels fantastic!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"
Jesus Penis by RaptorJesus666 December 5, 2009
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Dawson: "Jesus Penis! These scrotum licking daddybag bitches keep reaming my rim in Halo!"
Shawn: "Wait what the fuck is jesus penis?"
Dawson: "Oh, you know!" (winks at Shawn)
Shawn: "Love you hubby."
Dawson: "Love you too hubster."
Shawn: "Wait what the fuck is jesus penis?"
Dawson: "Oh, you know!" (winks at Shawn)
Shawn: "Love you hubby."
Dawson: "Love you too hubster."
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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