1 definition by Dawsy Boi

A term often yelled when either in a great debate, and or a pissed off mood.
Dawson: "Jesus Penis! These scrotum licking daddybag bitches keep reaming my rim in Halo!"

Shawn: "Wait what the fuck is jesus penis?"

Dawson: "Oh, you know!" (winks at Shawn)

Shawn: "Love you hubby."

Dawson: "Love you too hubster."
by Dawsy Boi September 21, 2011
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