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Jerkoff Elbow 

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.
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jerkoffagus 

A secret chamber, in which the user furiously beats off till they die from chronic stroke fatigue and are entombed forever.
Stiles will no doubtably be unearthed 2000 years from now in his "jerkoffagus" with his dick still in his cold dead hand.
jerkoffagus by Truckerclock12 December 14, 2016
A guy with a 10 inch penis that can make a girl cum with sheer force of will alone. He is totally awesome, has rock hard abs, and drives a BMW.
"Sup Jerott?"
Jerott by NotJerott February 4, 2010

jerkstore 

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback
1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
jerkstore by Frank Booth June 16, 2006

jerkoff monkey

Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.
"Come here you jerkoff monkey, shine these shoes for me!"

jerkomatic 

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)
1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...
jerkomatic by Puhercules July 30, 2009

Jerksterbate 

#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.

#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.

#3

Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"
Jerksterbate by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010