but with a tighter ass
Lady Gaga went to the surgeon to get her testicles removed...for the third time
the perfect camouflage to blend in
i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...
the question every man fears...
wife: where have you been?
the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary
also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy
whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work
(while a stripper shakes her ass
on your face..)
wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7
-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)
1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker
v. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, they'll see your head saying hi
i had to guillotine my penis so my teacher didn't notice my boner when he asked me to pass up to the blackoboard...
from mexican spanish "mole (food, sauce..not the animal) - smeller"...
adj. a person who can't stand seeing a frind flirting with a hottie and instinctively stands between both and pretends knowing the girl and starts flirting with her making you aside...
barx: dude! pablo is sucha huele moles!
maza: why's that?
barx: yesterday i was hitting on this girl and when he realized, he stand between us and told her that he had seen her at a party...but the girl didn't even know him!
maza: yep, that is pablo..