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intellectual boner

a boner you get while reading erotic material
i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why
by Puhercules May 8, 2010
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guillotine

v. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, they'll see your head saying hi
i had to guillotine my penis so my teacher didn't notice my boner when he asked me to pass up to the blackoboard...
by Puhercules May 8, 2010
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drunk

i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...
by Puhercules May 9, 2010
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wikiposer

one who pretends to know it all, but the source of info is wikipedia..they even quote exactly as written in the article and denial is always part of their personality
regular dude: i love the way minne riperton sings..
wikiposer: Riperton is perhaps best remembered today for her ability to sing in the whistle register, in which she had rare facility.

OR they even citate what they shouldn't

regular dude: shit, i love beer..
wikiposer: Beer is the world's oldest1 and most widely consumed2 alcoholic beverage and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea - see image above-
regular dude: wtf?
by Puhercules May 17, 2010
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babyshitter

a bitch who fucks without protection, therefore shits babies...
Pamela Anderson is a babyshitter and i'm surprised Paris Hilton doesn't enter this definition..
by Puhercules May 8, 2010
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Lady Gaga

-Cher 2.0

but with a tighter ass
Lady Gaga went to the surgeon to get her testicles removed...for the third time
by Puhercules May 2, 2010
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hentai

porn for 30-year old nerds and virgins
my cousin is a nerd, lives in my aunt's basement, works at a comic store and is a nerd, therefore, he sees hentai...
by Puhercules August 8, 2009
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