Puhercules's definitions
i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why
by Puhercules May 8, 2010
Get the intellectual bonermug. one who pretends to know it all, but the source of info is wikipedia..they even quote exactly as written in the article and denial is always part of their personality
regular dude: i love the way minne riperton sings..
wikiposer: Riperton is perhaps best remembered today for her ability to sing in the whistle register, in which she had rare facility.
OR they even citate what they shouldn't
regular dude: shit, i love beer..
wikiposer: Beer is the world's oldest1 and most widely consumed2 alcoholic beverage and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea - see image above-
regular dude: wtf?
wikiposer: Riperton is perhaps best remembered today for her ability to sing in the whistle register, in which she had rare facility.
OR they even citate what they shouldn't
regular dude: shit, i love beer..
wikiposer: Beer is the world's oldest1 and most widely consumed2 alcoholic beverage and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea - see image above-
regular dude: wtf?
by Puhercules May 17, 2010
Get the wikiposermug. v. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, they'll see your head saying hi
i had to guillotine my penis so my teacher didn't notice my boner when he asked me to pass up to the blackoboard...
by Puhercules May 8, 2010
Get the guillotinemug. by Puhercules May 8, 2010
Get the babyshittermug. 1
a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...
2
i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...
a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...
2
i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...
by Puhercules April 29, 2010
Get the fartmug. from mexican spanish "mole (food, sauce..not the animal) - smeller"...
adj. a person who can't stand seeing a frind flirting with a hottie and instinctively stands between both and pretends knowing the girl and starts flirting with her making you aside...
adj. a person who can't stand seeing a frind flirting with a hottie and instinctively stands between both and pretends knowing the girl and starts flirting with her making you aside...
barx: dude! pablo is sucha huele moles!
maza: why's that?
barx: yesterday i was hitting on this girl and when he realized, he stand between us and told her that he had seen her at a party...but the girl didn't even know him!
maza: yep, that is pablo..
maza: why's that?
barx: yesterday i was hitting on this girl and when he realized, he stand between us and told her that he had seen her at a party...but the girl didn't even know him!
maza: yep, that is pablo..
by Puhercules August 8, 2009
Get the huele molesmug. by Puhercules May 9, 2010
Get the drunkmug.