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v. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, they'll see your head saying hi
i had to guillotine my penis so my teacher didn't notice my boner when he asked me to pass up to the blackoboard...
by Puhercules May 8, 2010
Get the guillotine mug.adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)
1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...
by Puhercules July 30, 2009
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Get the drunk mug.i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why
by Puhercules May 8, 2010
Get the intellectual boner mug.one who pretends to know it all, but the source of info is wikipedia..they even quote exactly as written in the article and denial is always part of their personality
regular dude: i love the way minne riperton sings..
wikiposer: Riperton is perhaps best remembered today for her ability to sing in the whistle register, in which she had rare facility.
OR they even citate what they shouldn't
regular dude: shit, i love beer..
wikiposer: Beer is the world's oldest1 and most widely consumed2 alcoholic beverage and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea - see image above-
regular dude: wtf?
wikiposer: Riperton is perhaps best remembered today for her ability to sing in the whistle register, in which she had rare facility.
OR they even citate what they shouldn't
regular dude: shit, i love beer..
wikiposer: Beer is the world's oldest1 and most widely consumed2 alcoholic beverage and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea - see image above-
regular dude: wtf?
by Puhercules May 17, 2010
Get the wikiposer mug.the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary
also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy
also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy
Example 1:
whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work
(while a stripper shakes her ass
on your face..)
Example 2:
wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7
whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work
(while a stripper shakes her ass
on your face..)
Example 2:
wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7
by Puhercules August 5, 2009
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