jerkin in aus

'jerkin in aus' is the act of performing jerking ( a lame type of breakdancing) on the continent of Australia. This act is considered an embarrassment to western society, and is widely ridiculed especially by the lads of CCGS Though, there is a significant difference between 'jerkin in aus' and simply 'Jerking' in Australia. To truly be 'jerkin in aus' there are several requirements:
1. Your dad must be filming
2. You must be hated by 90% of people that know you
3. You must disgrace historic buildings
4. You must be a complete fucking Dickhead
5. You must love penis in and around your mouth
6. Your only friend must be an orc
7. You must suck at life
8. You must recover from each fall by shifting your weight to your right hand, suspending your legs in the air, and looking like a total shithead

There has been only one reported case of 'jerkin in aus'. It was uploaded to youtube on 23rd of November 2009. The video was widely ridiculed by the wide Australian community. Response has been overwhelmingly negative (with reason)

youtube.com/watch?v=lBOjZEqX9Xc&feature=fvst

below, the definition of lads, they took heckling this jerker to the next level.

youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-kET9HzMc

jerkin in aus by wagawagan June 5, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

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Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

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"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

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kenlet

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

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