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jerk offs isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. tsunami kid
jerk offs that think they are from southern california and they think they can have the shag haircut and talk like this
"hey bro, whats up with the waves?" these kids also sag their pants and wear assorted polos and they go to malls to pick up chicks like queers would.
dude, do you see those tsunami kids over there jerking each other off in hopes that a female will come over and vomit on them
2. jerk off addict
someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.
guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"

guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."
3. Thec0re
Thec0re is a website full of faggot kiddies that wish they knew how to hack. They use the tools of their betters and claim to be 1337. They are just 13 year old kiddies that jerk off in their basement room while talking to each other on ventrilo.
Thec0re fag 1: Hai, buttbud. Since we r on vent, lets jerk it. Tell me what your doing, and I will too.

Thec0re fag 2: yesh, is will beats it fors you, buttbud. oh yesh! oh yesh!

Thec0re fag 1: You know I love this.

Thec0re fag 2: yesh, mes too buttbud, mes too.

Thec0re fag 3: guyz i wanta do it 2!
4. circle jerk pudding
ussally sold at cook offs or school bake sales; sometimes cookie or twinkie; also see wordcircle jerkword
You better hurry suzy they just made more circle jerk pudding, and its still warm!
by jrsaw27 Aug 6, 2003 share this
5. jerk
In medival Europe,masturbation was considered to be on the brink of insanity. So as an insult, people would call each other "jerk-offs", and soon, jerk was enough to get the point across.
HHAA!! mY MOM CAUGHT YOU JERKIN THE GHERKIN!!
6. Puss Nugget
1.) A mysterious, unidentified object that appears out from the vagina on rare occasions. It comes in a variety of colors, but generally has a polka-dot hue. It is bumpy, and has the same texture as silly putty, although very difficult to shape or form.

2.) A person who is or acts annoying and rude, usually significantly more rude or annoying than most assholes, shit heads, or jerk-offs.
1.) If you start to eject puss nuggets more frequently than normal, you should see a doctor as soon as possible.

2.) What a puss nugget!
7. Octajerk
A full fledged octagonal jerk off session with the intent of simultaneous male masturbation at no less or greater than 45 degree angles. This form of extreme masturbation is two steps below a decajerk and infinitely many steps below a circle jerk. Mass lotion consumption is a common factor in these situations. WARNING: It is recommended that only veteran jerk offs attempt this form of masturbation because of the common side effect of an entire loss of savagery
1. I cant believe you just participated in a Bryant octajerk!!!!!!!!

2. Theres not a single girl in my class, its an octajerk extreme!!!

3. Todd: Hey do you want to go to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight?

Omar: I dont think i can handle an octajerk tonight, i already had to beat off in traffic today for like 2 hours.

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