your ass hole ex boyfriend who left you for a whore and now talks shit about you
Michael is such a Jerk off, i can't believe he left Shelby for Julie.
by Nicole Mendoza December 04, 2006
Someone who has a tendesee to screw things up.
The guy was supposed to fix my car, but instead he blew it up. He's a complete jerk off!
by Martina January 10, 2003
to masturbate - to hold the hot dog, and cause yourself to have an orgasm while thinking about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys
I'm a pedophile but don't want to go to jail, so I'll just go home and jerk off.
by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005
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