to masturbate - to hold the hot dog, and cause yourself to have an orgasm while thinking about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys
I'm a pedophile but don't want to go to jail, so I'll just go home and jerk off.
by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

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