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fuck ima jerk offcock tonight 8====D*
by peterduck685 July 31, 2016
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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someone whom everyone hates in a store
that jerkoff
by vomitsonu February 03, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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NBA fans showing enthusiasm for their team.
"Yeah you even have some jerk off fans trying to screw up a telecast" ~Bob Fitzgerald
by brach512 June 15, 2016
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.
Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
via giphy
by a wild bandaid May 08, 2017
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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