10 definitions by Pirate Suite
The act of swabbing one's penis in snack pack pudding container, and than proceeding to enjoy vaginal sex. Sadly this can result in a deadly yeast infection A.K.A. a "soggy muffin".
by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006
A rare but highly sought after 14 inch dildo resemling the .44 magnum used by clint eastwood in the film "Dirty Harry". Perhaps its most appealing attributes are its ribbed handle. smooth muzzle and durable swing-out cylinder. The Dirty Harry has been known to instantly induce orgasms measureable on the richter scale.
Pimp: "Yo Bitch! I see you wit' dat Dirty Harry one more 'gain n' ima' snack pack you!"
Ho: "Oh go suck a fatty Tyrese!"
Pimp: "Das it bitch, you in fo a soggy muffin!"
Ho: "Oh go suck a fatty Tyrese!"
Pimp: "Das it bitch, you in fo a soggy muffin!"
by Pirate Suite October 6, 2006
by Pirate Suite April 18, 2007
The aftermath of slipping one's finger into the depths of disease infested vagina, resulting in a mucus-like coating coupled with a putrid odor on the surface of the finger.
Anthony: "Dude that girl you hooked up with looked like a real skank!"
Eddie: "Yea I know, I've had this cheesy finger ever since."
Eddie: "Yea I know, I've had this cheesy finger ever since."
by Pirate Suite October 5, 2006
One who finds a sick pleasure in disposing of his or her own fecal matter in or on property not belonging to themsleves, with the intent of inflicting severe emotional discomfort and stress.
Jake: (squinting)"Dude, I know your the phantom and that shit is foul!"
Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".
Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!
Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!
Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".
Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!
Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!
by Pirate Suite October 25, 2006
A particularly foul and painful yeast infection sometimes resulting in an ungodly smelling doughy residue being emitted from the vagina.
by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006
by Pirate Suite January 21, 2008