Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

by Marty October 20, 2003

jerk-off

Person who only think about doing stuff but never gets his thumb out of his ass and does it. A jerk-off.

07:17 <u{s}e{r}> raskolnikov is a very unbefitting nickname, you should be called joedouche or joejerk-off instead
07:19 <Raskolnikov> u{s}e{r}: I killed a Jew once, that's why
07:19 <Raskolnikov> OK, I didn't actually kill her... But I thought about it

by [u]{s}[e]{r} July 12, 2011

Jerking Off

1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.

"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."

by allnaturalMSG May 21, 2008

Jerk-off

(noun) An insult. Can mean idiot, moron, inbred sun of a bitch, etc.

Biggie: go get me a sandwich

Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you

Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off

Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off

Biggie: what?

by Brennan Kennedy May 13, 2005

Jerking off

Something to make guys feel ashamed of themselves.

Im jerking off.

by Dick 1 2 3 November 6, 2020

Jerk-off

A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins.
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)

Rub up your chicken legs and heat up your BBQs, we're having a jerk-off on Saturday!

by King Jerk II April 27, 2009

jerked-off

when a jerk gets voted of a reality show

Man that celebrity apprentice when Donald Trump jerked-off Garry Busey was a real great watch.

by Shafty McJonhson October 14, 2011