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1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004
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someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.
by me March 12, 2003
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rubbing your dick intensely; what you do if u cant get any pussy
*Tell a friend to do this*

Follow Directions:
1) close your eyes
2) bite your lips
3) now pretend your rolling dice
by J 0 K A January 25, 2005
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n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.
That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.
by Reign November 03, 2004
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V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!
by Marty October 19, 2003
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To masturbate; to play with oneself until you start to feel tingly.
I went to jerk-off in your face!
by Chris Feda August 23, 2007
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Someone who is a complete dickhead and is a complete and total loser. Someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.
Perry David Kohrs is a jerkoff.
by YourWorstEnemy January 19, 2005
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