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Good Jerkins 

Something visually appealing to men, so appealing in fact that they immediately become aroused and consider it (porn, girl in bikini etc...) worthy of fantasizing about or looking at while masturbating.
Wow, did you see the new issue of playboy?? Now that's good jerkins!!
Good Jerkins by Njlatino77 May 4, 2011
Any hand lotion that resembles cum.
Dude, is that jerkins on your leg, or did you jizz all over yourself?
jerkins by J-Fresh January 20, 2005

jergins lotion 

Jasons best friend, he uses jergins to jerkin. With a red candle , and john mayer covered in jergins
Jason glissens in the candle light from all that jerkin jergins lotion,
jergins lotion by jbiv February 15, 2014
The use of doublespeak and/or jargon to allude to an answer, and to elude a question. It can be read backwards as well as forewards simply because it's non-linear; linear perspective indicates no answer.

"A carrot on a stick."
Mounted to a pig,

that doesn't exist.

Trapped in a Mobius strip.
I had to sit through ten minutes of Jerbish on a YоuTube video. Even though it seemed like some point was being made, I distinctly recall not having discerned any intelligible information. I reached over to close the video and gasped in horror at my own reflection. My now 'mouth' was.. (open?), as if basking at the sudden realization. And my 'hands' too, as if the sight of them could bring me to my many feet in head-splitting agony. I passed out. And when I came too, I peered over my bed to my limbs, terrified of what I might see. "Oh, thank Yith." I said.

"Tentacles."
Jerbish by Eman Abdussalam November 8, 2022
To masturbate with jergins
Fuck going to work. I got pornhub. Just gonna jergins it all day today.
Jergins by Suspectnina February 18, 2020
The manipulation of the female sex organs with the fingers the create a wet, orgasmic climax. Don't give dirty girls jerbis or you will get a case of stink finger!
Dave was hot he gave me the best Jerbis!
jerbis by jerbis_master July 2, 2004