jewskimo

generally, the progeny of an alaskan native woman and a jewish man. also, typically well educated, proud, highly opinionated and/or judgemental people with a healthy dose of self entitlement.

dude, i love me some half breeds, but them jewskimos act like they is all dat.

jewskimo by elixxa November 22, 2010

jetskis on water 

the most amazing thing anyone will ever see.

Ben:did you know that you can drive jetskis on water

class:no, really!!!!!!

jetskis on water by j-rob mad fresh April 17, 2010

Jewski

nickname for a Russian Jew

Jewski over there picked up the penny I threw at him.

Jewski by theonearabguy November 12, 2009

JesKid 

Jessie Cowell, the director of the independent film Shades of Grey. Also the star of "Jeskid TV".

Jeskid has a new video out.. I think he dances in this one.

JesKid by Kschenke April 30, 2006

Jelsia 

One of the most interesting people you will ever meet. She is extremely talented and loves sport and music. Making people happy makes her happy. She's an active person, likes to keep busy, loves to travel and try new things. |She is trust worthy, great to talk to and one of a kind. She Is gorgeous and has a beautiful smile that can't be explained. Its the feeling from inside that makes it beautiful.

~with her it's never a goodbye, always a see you later~

"that girl girls is incredibly interesting, who's that?"

" oh that's definitely a Jelsia"

Jelsia by illseeyoulater June 13, 2018

jelsie 

Jelsie is an amazing girl and will make you laugh with just about about anything. She loves sexual jokes and makes sexual jokes. She can be annoying but thats just her. When you really get to know a jelsie you will want her in your life forever. Jelsies are amazing friends and will do anything to lift someone up when they are down. Jelsies are usually pretty and are barely thick which makes them beautiful. They have a great body. You are lucky to know a Jelsie

Boy 1: dayum! Jelsie is beautiful!

Boy2: wow dont you wish she was mine?

Boy 1: back off. If anyone is getting her its me!

jelsie by Billiewearsblack July 9, 2018

Dirty Jetski 

A variation of motorboating / submarining; placing the head ass-to-face, motorboating the butt cheeks while being defecated on, urinated on, or farted on.

"LMFAO you can't be serious? A Dirty Jetski? HAHAHAAA that's sooo fkn gross.."

Dirty Jetski by aliaz May 15, 2010