Jelking is an exercise believed to increase the size of you penis. It consists of grasping the semi flaccid form of your penis at the base, then while holding tight stretching and forcing the blood to the head of the penis while slowly moving your hand towards the head.
This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.
This exercise originated from African Tribesmen who wished to elongate their genitalia and reported growths of up to 10 inches above average have been claimed.
by Jonboy582 May 14, 2006
In males, flexing your kegel muscles in order to make your boner appear to have a life of its own, throbbing, bouncing, or nodding as if in deep conversation. Mostly used to hump significant others.
I snuggled up close to my wife in the spoon position. I began jelking my chubby into her thigh. She rolled her eyes.
by mal considine September 6, 2005
Fully embracing the mota and incresing penis length through streching all while shredding the gnarwall.
by NigelPhish December 30, 2010
Most likely the ugliest person in the friend group. Gets friendzoned all the time. Everyone hates her but they pretend they like her
by supp bitch\ June 19, 2020
Jelke is the most beautiful girl i know. She may look at first unfriendly but on the inside she’s very sensitive and kind. She’s loyal, funny and always protects you at all costs if Jelke is your friend.
by neki.lue August 31, 2021
From a society of Centaur priests on the planet Pandonia. Is used to describe the ferocity of Human babies dressed in Panda costumes.
by Andrew Holt December 21, 2004