jeb
Slang for the phallus of a man, the phallus of an animal, or the metaphysical conceit of the phallus. Can be used in conjunction with almost any word to create a new one.
Get your jeb out!

You're such a jebend / jebsac

I woke up with inordinate amounts of jebcheese

Jebjeb!
by Thomas Jebberson September 04, 2007
Jeb
Noun. 3.5 (three and one half) grams of cocaine. Often referred to as an eight ball.
"Hey the dealer just called me back, how much should I get?"
"3 Jeb's please."
"3 Jeb's? You're going to be pretty depressed tomorrow."
by NSM & WMK August 23, 2007
Jeb
A 1~2 inch bump in the rectum a few inches in from the anus. Caused when one of several strains of bacteria usually present in santorum enters a small scar that resulted from fairly violent anal sex. An immune reaction causes the bump -- which can make anal sex even more unpleasant than usual.
Dave: "While I enjoy each manly pump -- would you please thrust more toward the left, so that you're hammering my jeb so much? It hurts like hell..."
Rick: "Sure, babe... By the way we're working up a good froth of santorum here!"
by manoverbored June 20, 2015
Jeb
The end of a mans penis, also to be used as a noun.
Aww man I had a rough night last night, my Jeb is killing me.

Hey bro, don't be a Jeb come out for a drink.
by JustMogg December 02, 2011
Jeb
A extremely weird person. May do things like trying to lick or bite you.
That Guy is a Jeb, he tried to lick me in public
by TheOriginalRyeb February 08, 2014
Martinis
Man, I could really use a few jebs right now...
by Glenn G Drodge April 19, 2013
Jeb
Someone's name when you can't remember it or if you don't know it.
"What's up Jeb?" "Oh, nothing Jeb. What about you?" "Nothing really. Hey, where's your friend Jeb?"
by wintermorningsunshines December 18, 2011

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