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just being sarcastic
pronounced "JIBS."
Lorna is a sieve! JBS!
by The Real REAL slim shady February 13, 2011
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'jokes but serious'

To use when joking about something you actually think/want/need
'Does my bum look big in this?'

'yeah it looks massive haha... jbs'
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Polly: I bet you want me;
Bob: I want you like a want a rash on my face...jbs
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Case of the jbs: noun; 1. a person who lacks courage in facing danger, difficulty, opposition, pain, etc.; a timid or easily intimidated person. Softness. Small cock. Negative. Buzz kill. Lacks social skills, especially in large groups. adjective
1. sad and gloomy; dejected; downcast.
(Case of the jbs usually results in individual having no sexual drive or sex life what so ever leading to anger)
Tom woke up today with the case of the jbs.
by JMillz November 07, 2013
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internet talk for "just being stupid"
"I hate white people!"
"But, dude, ur white!"
"I no, jbs"
by Scott S. January 05, 2005
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Just Being Silly - Similar to Just Kidding JK, and Just Playing JP, with a slight tweak, where JK and JP may IMPLY anger, Just Being Silly communicates that any joking was at his or her own expense.
Example -
Prosecutor: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, as my witness has clearly expressed, with audio playback as proof, the defendant CLEARLY said, and I quote, "I will fucking kill you!"
Defense: Objection! Your honor, my defendant was Just Being Silly!
Judge: Order in my courtroom!

Synonym - Just Bull Shitting, not to be confused with Just Being Silly*
by rakelston September 13, 2010
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jbs.n; jbs (Justin Beiber Syndrome) is a horrible, horrible disease that takes our women. This disease is even taking children.
·phone call·

Girl: ·calling·
Guy: Hey
Girl: So I was like totally thinking of Justin Beiber and had like an orgasm so, can you help me clean it up? It was a messy one.
Guy: -_-

Fuck jbs.
by ¨ April 01, 2010
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