|1.||Talk Like A Pirate Day|
Proper name: International Talk Like a pirate day
Date: 9/19 or 19/9
it's the day when the whole internet community talk like pirates
"Arrr Happy talk like a pirate day"
An internet pop-up which features audio content. Often intrusive, and a form of audio nazism. Coined by Pat Schrader on October 9th, 2006.
Pat Schrader, teacher extraordinaire, hates talk-ups.
Orthm is a lisp form of the word awesome. It was introduced as "internet" talk. It can be derogatory to people with a lisp.
Person1: How was last night?
Person2: Last night was orthm!!
|4.||talk like a pirate day|
International talk like a pirate day is celebrated on sept. 19 every year. its a day when EVERYONE, not just internet people, talk like pirates! its super fun, so try and make it as popular as you can and get you whole office/school doing it!
guy 1: ahoy me matey!it be international talk like a pirate day!
guy 2: oh, really? thats nice.
guy 1: no ye bloomin land lubber! ye be having to talk like a pirate t'day.
guy 2; no, n othats ok id kind of feel rather uncomfo...
guy 1: AAARRR YE SCURVEY DOG! THAT BE IT! WALK THE PLANK FER YER PIRATE HATIN' WAYS!!
An internet forum which has a member list composed of people who subscribe to the "gangsta" and "hip-hip" lifestyle. Many of the posters on this forum will appear to the average reader to be very uneducated.
There are many subforums which relate to different topics of interest.
In all likelihood, most of the members of hood talk will be living in the gutter by the age of 40.
|6.||Rules Of The Internet|
1. Do not talk about /b/more...
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...
Dumb people who can't talk shit in real life so they do it in chat rooms or websites like myspace.
Internet Fagget: Stupid artard, you think you are so tuff, I will kick your ass at chess and digimon.
Normal Person: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'll put my boot in you're ass.
Internet Fagget: ...