jazzism

Jazzism is a new philosophical movement based on both utopian and anarchic ideals. Created to fit generation Y and their social, technologic circumstances in the modern age, the movement seeks to disband marxist class systems, sexual boundaries and presuppositions and create a boundary free, ungendered society.

"Im totally converting to Jazzism"

jazzism by Dani21 January 15, 2007

Anarcho-jazzism

Anarcho jazzism is a political ideology believing that anarchism can only truly be achieved with a revolution where everyone deafens the leader and then dances on some jazz, a notable member of this ideology Notnilc Llib

"Wow don't you think we should end the state and anarchy should rule"
"Yeah but we should revolt with anarcho-jazzism !"

Anarcho-jazzism by Namij December 18, 2022

jizzism slap 

A jizzism is when you feel the need to catch your sperm and slap your girlfriend/wife ass.

My girlfriend and I don't you condoms so I jizzism slap her ass.

jizzism slap by Dj Cobble Dick March 18, 2014

Jizzism 

Jizzism is a growth based solely on comedy. There are three founding fathers of Jizzism creating the trinity of Jizz, they are: Love, Hate and Gyrate.

The sole belief of Jizzism is that a person/being can do or say anything so long as it is funny and harms no other sentient being.

To Jizzist you must simply appreciate that comedy is a constant in the world and everything that happens can be laughed at, thus eliminating the need for violence. Then you must accept the Jizz all over your face.

Jizzism was created in the footsteps of the himalayas where the founding fathers gathered in the town of Dharamsala to create the growth. The only text created describing the foundations of Jizzism was lost enroute to Everest base camp in Nepal thus eliminating any record. This has led to the growth only spreading by word of mouth, however, it still spreads.

John: Your a twat...jizzism

Jizzism by jizztits March 1, 2009

Jozzism 

Jozzism (jaws-is-m)
noun

- the quality or characteristic of being a heterosexual male exclusively able to be attracted to homosexual females

jozz isn't gay and yet he only falls for lesbians

jozzism
jozzism

Jozzism by Lunagrade March 21, 2022

Jazzium 

a random element in the periodic table that is fictional

Scientist 1: I've discovered a new element that has 0.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
electrons!
Scientist 2:How many protons does it have
Scientist 1: Its π2/6 protons.
Scientist 2: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?!
Scientist 1: Particle accelarators.
Scientist 1:We accidentally smashed 100 protons & 1 neutron at the speed of light facing each other.

Jazzium is a element.

Jazzium by medangerousmuginmyammarsky October 10, 2022

Jazzish 

Cool streamer at Twitch.tv/Jazzish

Person 1: Why are you still awake at 3 am
Person 2: oh I'm watching Jazzish

Person 1: understandable

Jazzish by person_227 February 2, 2023