jazz hands

A cabaret-style dance move, popularized by the musical "Fosse". Now used, usually ironically, to express excitement, glee, razzle dazzle, etc.

The move is performed by tilting the head slightly, shimmering the hands with fingers splayed either side of the face and crying "Jazz hands!" with an enthusiastic smile. Think Jack from Will and Grace.

Also *JAZZ HANDS!!!* used as an expressive punctuation on blogs and bulletin boards.

I'm all for guys getting in touch with their emotions but he's just too jazz hands for me.

jazz hands by CougarSW2 November 15, 2004

Jazz Hands bro 

The act of sarcastically doing jazz hands to show your lack of excitement about something. Usually used when someone is trying to show off about something that really isn't that sweet.

Guy 1: I made out with a Brazilian girl on the dance floor last night
Guy 2: waving jazz hands That's sick bro

Guy 1: I just got a brand new pair of New Balances!
Guy 2: Jazz hands bro

Jazz Hands bro by MattyMids July 24, 2012

jazz hands#1098 

while wearing aviator glasses you take the sharp part of a hammer and smacking it into your leg while coverd in bird shit and eating fried chicken on a tuesday and rubbing tomato sause all over your penis and watching the disney channel.

want to do jazz hands#1098 with your mother.

jazz hands#1098 by friedchickenishot January 13, 2011

jazz hands

Fake enthusiasm (sarcasm)

"Oh, great. Another meeting with my crummy boss in an hour." # jazz hands

jazz hands by Billy Bathgate IV July 20, 2015

jazz hands ass 

A way of describing a fatty ass that jiggles when a person walks.

Haha look at that jazz hands ass!

jazz hands ass by Robin Everett August 10, 2006

Jazz hands

The act of waving one's hands in the air in an eratic manner in response to an emotional song or situation. Similar to spirit fingers except that the entire hand and, ocaisionally, the arms, are utilized.

While listening to the Journey power ballad "Faithfully" John broke out the jazz hands.

Jazz hands by Daddy's home August 15, 2009

jazz hands routine 

the jazz hands routine is when you use your computer or smartphone to look up information online, this pisses baby boomers of as they had to spend hours on end looking through manuals and books to find the information they needed.

-i cant find the schematics for this circuit.
-just do the jazz hands routine

jazz hands routine by cockford ollie October 25, 2020