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Jaymeson 

Jaymeson is a guy that plays baseball and could give a fuck about no one except the people he’s close to. He try’s to be good at school but just can’t. He doesn’t give two shits if someone is mad at him he would just walk away except for the people he’s close to. He’s a stud at baseball he can play other sports to. He can be very loving and be the best boyfriend ever. If u find a jaymeson stay with him because he’s the g.o.a.t🐐🐐
Goddamn that kids good at baseball he must be a jaymeson

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Jaymeson 

Jaymeson is usually a guy who tends to get stuck In the friendzone or the 3rd wheel and is hella cool and can give relationship advice because of being the 3rd wheel
You know Jaymeson, I heard he gave good advice
Jaymeson by Cash 52 March 18, 2019

Frank Jameson 

Dope ass dude from Michigan who is wrongfully smeared as a mental defective by Lawrence Albert Connor. Frank also grows his own pot, and has a rapping career.
“Did you see Frank Jameson’s livestream? He gave shout out to Big Black Nigga Balls HD!”
Frank Jameson by rahal July 29, 2020

Frank Jameson lore 

The history surrounding Frank Jameson's feud with Lawrence Albert Connor and his fake accounts. This feud has been going on for a couple of years on a range of different platforms. Lawrence Albert Connor was exposed to be a pedophile by Frank. Lawrence then proceeded to troll Frank and talk shit about his family like a bitch, hiding behind a screen. In recent events, Lawrence's fake accounts have been making fun of his mother's death. Frank Jameson has given his adress out multiple times so that he can say it to his face but Lawrence is a pussy.
Frank Jameson Lore is longer than FNAF lore

John Jameson 

man who could not leave a barrel of whiskey behind, fought off a sea monster, and showed up for his own funeral in his home of Ireland.
In the great storm of 1781 John Jameson lost a barrel of his beloved whiskey. He said goodbye to the crew and went in after it.
John Jameson by Irish Legend October 15, 2009

Jenna Jameson

Hi! I'm Jenna Jameson, give me ten dollars and I'll swallow your babies !:D

J. Jonah Jameson 

John Jonah Jameson, Jr., the editor in chief at the Daily Bugle and the boss of Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man.

The character has become widely popular after J.K. Simmons's iconic performance as the character in Sam Raimi's original Spider-Man trilogy.

He is undoubtedly one of the most iconic Marvel Comics characters ever created.
Peter Parker: "Spider-Man wasn't attacking the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander."

J. Jonah Jameson: "It is not! I resent that! Slander is spoken, in print it's libel."

—Spider-Man (2002)
J. Jonah Jameson by Rā's al Ghul September 23, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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