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JAQing off 

The act of asking leading questions to influence your audience, then hiding behind the defense that they're "Just Asking Questions," even when the underlying assumptions are completely insane.
"Did Obama kidnap and murder Natalee Holloway, then dump her body into the ocean?"
"Quit JAQing off."
JAQing off by count z May 3, 2010
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Jaqing Off 

The act of jackin' it to every kink on the face of the planet.
unlike you guys with your vanilla kinks i have mastered the art of Jaqing Off
Jaqing Off by Ruuuuukel June 2, 2017
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JAQing off

Where someone doesn't actually 'ask a question,' but instead regurgitates a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.

It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.
Duane West Oh, spare me the innocent bystander act, Duane.

You didn't 'ask a question,' you regurgitated a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.

It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.

You dropped a loaded rhetorical diaper in the comments, and now you’re acting all surprised that it stinks? Please. You didn't want an answer; you wanted a permission structure for your own delusion.

You got my answer because I don’t have time to coddle a grown man playing dumb. Go 'ask questions' at a wall, it’s about your speed.
JAQing off by Zxoura January 27, 2026

Jaking off 

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate
Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off
Jaking off by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009

Jaking Off 

The act of jerking off at a friend's house.
"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026