Jasonism 

the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.

*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism

Jasonism by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017

Jasonism 

The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"

"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"

I am a follower of Jasonism.

Jasonism by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008

Jasonism 

The abiltiy to predict percentages of occurring things, sometimes magically from thin air, and have them become fact. Also, facts and sayings are backed up "unnamed" freinds who can either be reached by phone but are never actually dialed, or who have first hand knowledge. The first hand knowledge people have names that no one in the group receivcing the Jasonism has ever heard of.

Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.

*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.

70% of the kids in school believe we should bring back flag team groupies.

thats a jasonism

I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down

There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.

Jasonism by vilefileman November 26, 2010

japornime 

A combination word for Japanese anime porn. Commonly known as "Hentai", it is more casually referred to as anime porn, or Japornime.

Like most porn, and most anime for that matter, there tends to be little or no coherent plot. Unlike regular anime, however, whose popularity is entirely confusing due to this lack of intrinsic value, Japornime rewards your sitting through insane plots by using it as an excuse for bizzare and often physically impossible feats of sexual depravity, such as tentacle rape.

Japornime can be used simply for the sheer enjoyment of it, or, in the broader category of shock media, Japornime is often inflicted upon unwitting viewers with the intent to shock and disgust. La Blue Girl is an excellent example of this type of Japornime, whereas many other Japornime films shock mostly by being pedophillic or incestuous.

I don't think I'll ever be the same again after you showed me that clit-penis scene. God damn Japornime.

japornime by funkywizard November 1, 2010

japanime 

1."Japanese Anime", Used by lazy people who do not want to type 'Japanese Anime'.

2. A more fun way to say "Japanese Anime".

See anime.

Do you have any Japanime?

japanime by chulzy December 12, 2004

Japanime parade 

A term use to describe the unattractive high school gothic/emo girls who read manga books instead of having a good time like every one else.

A: See those girls?
B: Yea
A:Thats the japanime parade.

Ew its the japanime parade

Oh shit here comes the japanime parade.

Japanime parade by you don't get the joke March 25, 2011

JAPanism 

Though commonly mistaken for being Japanese, JAPanism is the process of being controlled by JAP (jewish-american-princess) or being a connection with someone under a JAP. The JAP is generally the mother, girl-friend, and/or wife in the situation and keeps all those close to her under a tight leash. She is generally disliked by the friends of those under her control and when something does not work for her, she unleashes a devilish shriek that may leave some unconscious. Some symptoms of JAPanism include failure to keep a plan/promise/date, unreliability, and late-night gatherings. If you or someone you know is under the JAPanistic flu, please contact your local doctor or banker for more information. Remember it is a highly contagious situation and is to be treated with the upmost importance.

My friend Betty just got JAPanism. Now she can't go swimming with us.

Man, that guy is such a JAPanistic. He needs to talk to a doctor....or lawyer.

JAPanism by Dr. NoUrStuff February 8, 2010