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Something that losers who don't know real swears say.
Instead of saying "that was fucked up" they say "that was jank"
by Elidolphin December 28, 2010
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A double-handed wank
Mikey: My dicks so large i can have a jank.
by leooooo clerky August 01, 2009
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yo, i can't take it anymore, my roomate is always janking it late at night...
by Bill Pollack February 18, 2009
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A combination of the word jerk(as in jerk off), and wank(also, as in jerk off). Used as a term for masturbation, usually of the male variety.
So, I was janking the other night...
Damn, I gotta go jank
by G-Force15 June 13, 2006
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word jank. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'j' ...jank is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. jank, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, jank falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John janked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley janks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the janking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too janking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is janking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a jank.
As part of a word ...absojankinglutely -or- injankingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...jank the janking jankers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of jank...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got janked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh jank it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really janked now.
Agression ...Don't jank with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this janking question.
Inquiry ...Who the jank was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the jank is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a jank-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go jank yourself...
by David Souther October 04, 2007
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Sometimes spelled Jankk with two k's

Adjective
Jank means someone who is really chill they are fine with basically everything that goes around them. All They want is to have a good time.

Also means easy-going or flexible with anything.
James was so jank he didn't care about the big mess his friends were making.
He is definitely jank; I'd like to hang with him.
Jim was cool with switching to the three o'clock movie because he was so jank
by Cathy Tandy <3 February 25, 2014
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A noun used in slang to describe both the penis and testicles.
Dude, the dog bit me like an inch from my janks!

Keep your hands away from my janks, bro!

I haven't had a shower in 4 days, and my janks is reeking dude!
by The Duke of Soul February 17, 2009
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