A James moment is a event when James post some horny and weird shit (weird mf)
Sane person 1: Did you saw what James posted
Sane person 2: Yeah he jacking off to Among Us porn
Sane person 1: That do be a James moment
by Redos005 October 21, 2020
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The act of getting a cock rammed up said persons ass
Gee that sure is a James moment
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A situation in which a person will say or dosomething not meant to be heard/seen by others. However, during said moment, a person not meant to have heard/seen (i.e. a teacher or someone of authority) will notice the action, usually by being within close proximity

Stupid Person's Definition:
A person says or does something stupid by a teacher
(James:)
Hey, Courtney, did you see what happened the other day? I took this rancid nasty jizzed-up condom and slapped Zack in the eye with it!

(Tonya:)
*ahem* ...teacher...

(James:)
Oh, darn! *slaps knee* I just had a bona-fide James Moment!
by xYamakunx May 4, 2009
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Doing/saying something that is seen as retarded or unintelligent
James moment is when someone shows signs of having or showing a low level of intelligence.
by Nigmaster69 May 7, 2021
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