a place where the best jams are played, a party
"yo, imma reach the house jam tomorrow!"
An abbreviation of the welsh word "jaman", this is an exclamation used when a person says something with a degree of certainty, which is immediately contradicted by the words or actions of either the same or some other person, or some other event.
Friend 1: I did not sleep with that ugly girl!
Ugly Girl: I had a great time last night, call me!
Friend 2: Jam for you!
Flatmate 1: I know there are no tickets left for that comedian next march!
Flatmate 2: Well I just bought 2 tickets for the the late show online, so jam for you!
Another name for someone who you really like whose name is Joshua
. His twin brother is Joseph
whose nickname is Jelly
Person 1 :Did you see the look on Jam's face when Jelly's girlfriend flashed him?
Person 2:I thought that was you?
Person 1: Oh yeah! My bad!
To eat someone else's food. Especially junk food. (A term coined by my brother Richard.)
Dammmmnnnnn, who put the jam on my cookies?!? For real, who put the jam on my ice cream? I'm gonna put the jam on these snack cakes.
A small group of moshas/moshers inhabiting stockport fighting a desperate battle against the skallys
they find all skallys words to be stupid and retarded will take the piss out of them to any cost.
Scally: "eeeer ya yo want a smack"
the reply is often:
"no thnx i thought it migh have been obvious but would you like some cheese"
Jimmy Antwon Mario Sherlock
JAMS was the bomb back in the day!
Something so amazingly awesome that when it vanished off urbandictionary i had to add it again.
Oh my god, that's so jam.