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8.
the guy who every girl dies to have in their life. without him, life would be a mistake. you'd wonder why your on this planet. with him, he gives you everything that you can ever need and want. jakey knows how to treat a girl, especially his girlfriend. he will give her everything she needs, and all the attention that she wants. jakey will know right off the bat what makes you happy, and what will make you smile. and he will do anything to do those things all the time. he is always there for you no matter what, and will make you feel loved, and protected. he is overall amazing, caring, sweet, (mine), adorable, hot, charming, handsome, hot, sweet, (still mine).
"susan, do you wish you had a boyfriend?"

"yeah! i wish i had jakey."
by my love is jakey November 24, 2011
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9.
an epic awesome man. he is a bit insane, but is hilarious and his puppy shirt is badass.

interests include:
-jumping off boats
-riding giant bananas
-being british with other brits
jakey= badass british dude
by MY NAME IS NOT JAKEY October 04, 2011
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10.
jake T is an idiot. yes a full blown retard. he talks about how lame he is, and i cant blame him for the truth
jake: heheh matt i made a urbandictionary definition of you
matt:no you didnt you idiot
by jake is an idiot January 08, 2005
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