Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.

person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider] and vriska Serket on the other hand-

Jake English by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020

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Jake English

one sexy man

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

Jake English by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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